6/29/05
Don’t Drink The Changaa
Changaa is the Kenyan moonshine which has become increasingly well known for its almost pure methanol content and its tendency to leave its consumers dead or blind. It is also known to double as a solvent or an anti-freeze. Now here at Barbax Drink News we do not like to tell our readers what to do, but we realize we could be loosing some of our audience to this damned Changaa fad.
Now when you go to the bars you can’t avoid the shiesty guys in the corner trying to push the stuff. Don’t play coy, you know what we mean: the “Kenyan”, the “suicide swig”, the “big blind” (in Vegas), the “Car Starter”, the “Paint Thinner”, the “409”, the “Windex”, the “shoe shiner”, the “Mafia mixer”, “Custard’s last stand”, you know the “Changaa.” Yeah that’s right, were on to you.
But on a serious note, when you’re having drinks with your friends, and your buddy Larry, the auto mechanic, the guy who cannot figure out how anti-freeze could be bad for you when it tastes so good, wants to play bartender, do yourself and everyone else a favor and have him help you rotate your tires.
This has been a public service announcement from Drink News at Barbax.com.
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